Ask me stuff, I wont bite that much

27th July 2014

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Someone should message me

We can talk about anything you’d like!

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27th July 2014

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billion-shakespeare:

unamusedsloth:

Glitches in the matrix.

I’m freaking out

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27th July 2014

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subtle-queen:

themetaisawesome:

titaniagigante:

stephenstrange:

pretty much

SAYS CLARK KENT THE MOST BORING ONE DIMENSIONAL SUPERHERO EVER????

You and I have very different opinions on what constitutes a one dimensional character

























CLARK KENT IS AN ANGELIC TREAT

subtle-queen:

themetaisawesome:

titaniagigante:

stephenstrange:

pretty much

SAYS CLARK KENT THE MOST BORING ONE DIMENSIONAL SUPERHERO EVER????

You and I have very different opinions on what constitutes a one dimensional character

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pocketaimee:  By request! Superman is basically a superpowered Mr. Rogers.

zeebeejeebees:  this is why comics.

CLARK KENT IS AN ANGELIC TREAT

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27th July 2014

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leadfeathers:

geekerypokery:

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

Titled: Brace for It.

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27th July 2014

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rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

rangerkimmy:

driftingfocus:

Take note: this is how to properly disarm someone. Always go to the outside of the arm, not the inside.

ah yes I have been doing it wrong the whole time it seems cowering in fear was not the first step

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27th July 2014

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piragon:

When someone expects me to blindly stride into a childish trap and, electrocute myself.

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27th July 2014

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blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?
Queen: I’m going
Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…
Queen: I’m going I want cake 
Chief of Staff:
Queen: 
Chief of Staff: 
Queen: I want cake

blackbarmitzvahs:

Can you imagine the conversation though?

Queen: I’m going

Chief of Staff: But, Your Majesty, the security risks…

Queen: I’m going I want cake 

Chief of Staff:

Queen: 

Chief of Staff: 

Queen: I want cake

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27th July 2014

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littlemorethananerd:

soylentvanilla:

Don’t tell me you “understand” why I’m vegan. If you understood you’d be vegan, too.

Understanding doesn’t equal agreement. I understand why Walter White started to cook meth, doesn’t mean I’m gonna buy an RV and a barrel of methylamine.

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27th July 2014

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lordfricker:

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AND STOP STARIN’ AT ME WITH THEM BIG OLD EYES

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27th July 2014

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railroadsoftware:

holograsm:

what do i focus on here

try focusing on making you life and the lives of your loved ones better each and every day 

railroadsoftware:

holograsm:

what do i focus on here

try focusing on making you life and the lives of your loved ones better each and every day 

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25th July 2014

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raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

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25th July 2014

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notahoe:

just another day of not being rich and famous

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25th July 2014

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this is gospel for the fallen ones…

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25th July 2014

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25th July 2014

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tsarbucks:

tehlofflies:

tsarbucks:

you know when i die i’ll probably just be in the afterlife blogging like 

"heaven has no free wi-fi? fuck this shit i’m going to hell"

how do you know hell has wifi

satan owes me several favors

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