george washington rises from the dead
"you done fucked up"
"the fuck did i tell you about political parties"
"I SAID FOUR GODDAMN THINGS, AMERICA. POLITICAL PARTIES ARE DANGEROUS. PAY OFF THE FUCKING DEBT. ISOLATIONISM! AND FREE FUCKING TRADE! SO WHAT DO YOU DO? ‘OH LET’S SPLIT THE GOVERNMENT! LET’S SPEND WAY TOO FUCKING MUCH! LET’S MAKE ALLIANCES!’ GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER AMERICA! GOD FUCKING DAMN IT I WILL TURN THIS COUNTRY AROUND.
This one needs to recirculate as well
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I love how they shut down on the day Israel decides to tell the U.N. That Iran is making nuclear weapons, and they will stop it alone if they have to (basically a big fuck you to anyone who doesn’t believe them, they aren’t taking the chance and neither would I (personally)). Considering they are more than likely planning to go to war with the rest of the Middle East to protect themselves… Can someone say tired of taking everyone’s shit? http://m.washingtonpost.com/world/middle_east/netanyahu-says-israel-wont-let-iran-get-nuclear-weapons-even-if-it-stands-alone/2013/10/01/d22b7b5a-2af9-11e3-b141-298f46539716_story.html
When Hades decided he loved this girl
he built for her a duplicate of earth,
everything the same, down to the meadow,
but with a bed added.
Everything the same, including sunlight,
because it would be hard on a young girl
to go so quickly from bright light to utter darkness
Gradually, he thought, he’d introduce the night,
first as the shadows of fluttering leaves.
Then moon, then stars. Then no moon, no stars.
Let Persephone get used to it slowly.
In the end, he thought, she’d find it comforting.
A replica of earth
except there was love here.
Doesn’t everyone want love?
He waited many years,
building a world, watching
Persephone in the meadow.
Persephone, a smeller, a taster.
If you have one appetite, he thought,
you have them all.
Doesn’t everyone want to feel in the night
the beloved body, compass, polestar,
to hear the quiet breathing that says
I am alive, that means also
you are alive, because you hear me,
you are here with me. And when one turns,
the other turns—
That’s what he felt, the lord of darkness,
looking at the world he had
constructed for Persephone. It never crossed his mind
that there’d be no more smelling here,
certainly no more eating.
Guilt? Terror? The fear of love?
These things he couldn’t imagine;
no lover ever imagines them.
He dreams, he wonders what to call this place.
First he thinks: The New Hell. Then: The Garden.
In the end, he decides to name it
A soft light rising above the level meadow,
behind the bed. He takes her in his arms.
He wants to say I love you, nothing can hurt you
but he thinks
this is a lie, so he says in the end
you’re dead, nothing can hurt you
which seems to him
a more promising beginning, more true.
why did leslie have to die in bridge to tarabithia like really was it necessary
if this isnt on your blog something is wrong
Remember that episode of suite life of zack and cody where zack becomes addicted to a video game and he spends all day on the computer and never leaves his room
I always thought that episode was weird and far fetched
but now that’s me
I was 9 and I already knew that was me
How the FUCK am I supposed to have a good day when 28% of Americans aren’t getting enough fiber?
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In 20 minutes i will have been in a relationship for 5 months now.. Is this real life? Lol
quite possibly the greatest reaction to the meteor in russia
Drake and Josh shaped our generation like I’m 99.99% sure that this show is the reason I’m so sarcastic.
Josh is a cutie patootie!
Drake and Josh is still one of the funniest shows ever!
You don’t need religion to have morals. If you can’t determine right from wrong then you lack empathy, not religion.
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